How Meghan learnt as well as Kate
To pinch royal penny every way
They all are ‘frugal’ not ‘cheapskate 🙂
They save many millions every day!

Who do not know have never found
The pain of Royal Economics
Every penny’s worth is a profound Pound
When you don’t trust your land’s politics!

Never buy new clothes, eat leftovers
From the cheapest hotels of Britain
Who save on power bills are not misers
But wiseacres who ain’t insane!

A million stories won’t suffice
To bare to bone royal pursuit
Whose kin are cheaper than their lies
The King In A Patched-up Suit!

© 2023 Vikas Chandra